Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Double bullshit, side of cankles, hold the plagiarisms

KuntFace's crook book is on hold. The publisher, Zondervan has finally realized this crook book is a potential shit storm of legal problem and bad timing. "Love is in the Mix: Making Meals into Memories" has been shit canned. Kate's is busy stealing..err, inventing new recipes. Love is in the mix, what a fucked up title, since we've all seen that her kids are served nothing but scraps on paper plates and she not even nice about it. Meals in the Gosselin house may not be given at all if you aren't compliant with Kate and her camera crew. That bitch has never cooked anything in her worthless life. Why would anyone waste money on her crook book when you can read it off a cereal package or an old Redbook from the 70's? Oh, the same reason her retarded sheeple buy her book about raising children when they know she hates kids and is never home. The only memories her kids are going to have are the kind that send you into intensive therapy. Or prison. Get busy, Kate, you need to write another book on things you don't do.

How about we write her some recipes here. Go ahead, give it a try.

23 comments:

bubble said...

Bread delight dinner (serves 8)

Take two slices of bread, place them in a toaster, push down the button, wait 3 minutes till bread turns into toast, add a thin layer of (organic) spread, cut into 8 & serve one piece per child.

Optional ingredients one (organic) grape per child.

bubble said...

Fuck, I must have been channeling Deliah Smith right then.

Heidi said...

Here is a real SIMPLE one for you Kate. It is a summer salad..but your kids can eat it anytime.

Cucumber,Tomato, Red Onion salad:
Recipe feeds 8 people as side dish.

-2 English cucumbers, peeled, sliced, and cut in halves.
-2-3 tomatoes (whatever kind you like..heirloom or beefsteak are best), cut into slices, the cut in half.
-1 medium red onion, sliced thin and separate into circles.
-Italian dressing..make your own or use your favorite brand.
-Pepper to taste.

Mix together in a big bowl. I did not give amounts for the dressing because it is up to the person making it, To their taste.

Put in fridge (that is the cold box you cleaned for four hours Kate) for an hour before serving.

Really simple but tastes so good.
*I make this all year round. It tastes great with a nice steak dinner.*

Anonymous said...

peanut M&M's! I used to love those things. Now I just feel sorry for them!

Dayum, thats really one unattractive woman. *blech* and even if I didnt know all about her BS, she's fug. And good, her book is off. Thats wonderful. No money for her from that now. I love it. She deserves nothing.

valle said...

organic apples.rinse and serve. and don't you leave those apple cores laying around or it's your ass!

Meissa2112 said...

how about you use real reusable plates instead of paper plates, kate, huh? Less waste!!

Nina said...

Divorce Dessert:

1 Truckload of nasty attitude
2 hearts filled with greed
1 fame whore
1 immature moron
8 cash cows growing up too fast
1 bodyguard
1 bar bimbo

Combine in a large house in a field in Pa. Surround with paps.
Sprinkle liberally with TLC film crews. Mix well with large red spoon. Beat it if you deem it, appropriate discipline, for a misbehaved dessert. Serve piping hot on a bed of freebies straight out of reality TV and Wha-La!!

The Gosselin Divorce Dessert the perfect end to a meal consisting of grapes and crackers on paper plates.

Don't forget the juicy Juice for the kids...Just don't give then any if filming is starting...Who cares how thirsty they are.
Boxed wine and joints for the adults...

misstiajournal said...

lemonade ice cream pie...very refreshing on a hot day...

1 pt. vanilla ice cream
1 tub cool whip
6 oz. frozen lemonade (you usually can only find 12 oz. so just use have)
graham cracker crust...

let ice cream get soft
thaw frozen lemonade ade

blend all together, just in a bowl with a spoon works fine...if the ice cream is too hard, just let it soften more...

if you wish, you can add yellow food coloring...

pour into graham cracker crust and freeze at least 4 hours...

serve frozen or let it warm up for 10-15 minutes at room temperture...

this is tart, refreshing and excellent for a hot/humid day!

Anonymous said...

Bubble, that was great but I'm not sure it was original... No doubt it's been a staple around the Gosselin house for years.

(seriously though, I loved it! lol)

Anonymous said...

crook book LOLOL

miss tia- is that a real recipe? i'm not being sarcastic, i just never thought of adding those things together. i love lemon and it sounds delicious!!!

misstiajournal said...

yes, it is a real recipe and i have made it MANY times...i've seen it elsewhere on the interwebs...i got it out of a magazine like 20+ years ago....

Pat said...

LOL, you guys are funny. bubble, that cracked me up. Tia that sounds good, I'm going to make it and take it's picture.

Anonymous said...

Kate's involvement in the Healthtex clothing line has also been put on hold, per Radaronline.

Pat said...

Cunt Sandwich

Ingrediants
cunt
bread (organic)

Take one greedy cunt, call it exhausted, claim it has more children than anyone in the word, exploit and belittle them, slap a few, roll your eyes.

Place cunt on organic bread furnished by organic chef. Study diagonal cutting for 7 years. Get advanced degree in diagonal cutting. Order someone else to do the diagonal cutting. Yell at them for doing it wrong and go out to eat. Make the nanny watch the kids. For 8 weeks. You are exhausted!!!!!

Shelly said...

Anyone have a recipe for a nice vinaigrette dressing?
I'm using apple vinegar and olive oil and I think my oil is fucking me up. Any suggestions?

That Lemon pie sounds great misstia.

Naseem said...

Why would anyone invest in a cook book from Kate. She doesn't even cook!

All I remember from is some fluff stuff she made and an attempt at soup. The kids get things like grapes and whatnot like Pat said...Scrapes. So where does the cooking come in? The catering by Craft doesn't count as Kate's cooking.

Naseem said...

Oh and that Fourth of July cake that she made and wouldn't let one of the tups have any strawberries. That was heartwrenching to watch. How do you deny your kids food like that.

Anonymous said...

i liked nina's divorce dessert, sounds tasty

kim

Meissa2112 said...

Miss Tia, I'm gonna try that pie too!!!!

I propose we all cook something special, like our favorite/signature dish, take a picture of it and send it to Pat along with the recipe. That would make for an awesome Sunday post!!!

Pat said...

Okay! You're on!

Anonymous said...

Miss Tia! Gee thanks! Now I am gonna have to make that damn pie! Thanks alot! *drools*

misstiajournal said...

haha!! it is very tart and perfect for a hot humid day!!!

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