Monday, June 15, 2009

I finally happened. Kate's magic uterus fell out

Officer: Oh my God, lady! What is this horrible thing????

Kate: It's my Hooterus.

Officer: I'm scared!

Kate: Nonsense! Take it in and put it in the free side by side stainless steel double wide free..appliance-ish thingy. The cold one. I can sell it on eBay. Wait, I have a better idea. What's Baby Mama's number?

16 comments:

Biz said...

umm.....yuck-ish!

Love the new header Pat!!

gardenhoe said...

Thanks, Biz.

Nina said...

Pat,
I swung by for a quick posie check and saw this and nearly popped a vein laughing. The photoshop is perfection...You're just one of those folks who have the, "gift"
Loved it!

Crabbie said...

Gross.

shmedelle said...

Oh My Fucking God! Priceless.

shmedelle said...

Oh, maybe she should have taken Dr. Tummytuck up on his suggestion to "just get a good bra"!

Nina said...

Pat, I told you that band on her thigh was doing something. She probably had a fish hook tied on it to catch the magic U when it fell...

gardenhoe said...

LMAO!

gardenhoe said...

"posie check." I love that! !

laurajean said...

I love your new header also, and did I mention that I think your scarecrow ROCKS !!

laurajean said...

I love your new header also, and did I mention that I think your scarecrow ROCKS !!

gardenhoe said...

Thank you! I was hoping back when I started this place to have my own garden in the header..and now I do!

I HATE EVERYBODY! said...

OK - Back to the Kate Gosselin crotch shot. It looked to me like she knew what was going on and was trying pretty damn hard to keep her legs apart.

Why you might ask?

Maybe to get peoples minds off the fact she was caught on tape refusing to give water to Mady while she was gulping it down.

Fuckin Whoare. Seriously.

Heidi said...

i love the garden pic too. i think i need to check out the 80s prom dresses at Sally`s.

gardenhoe said...

I love junk and bargains. It's a sickness. Oh, and making crazy projects out of junk.

Mary said...

Ewwwwwwwww! That's just snarffily! ;-)