I've bought a lot of stupid shit for kids, but, I've never had a "Crooked House." The Gosselin's got 4 of them. I went to their website and they cost about 3 grand apiece. The Gosselin's pay for nothing, those two lumps of white trash suck the free chrome off the bumper of life, but, that's not my point. Point..those things are retarded. They're supposed to look like kids built them. If you wan't something that looks like a kid built it, hand the little fuckers some scrap plywood and a hammer instead of buying some ridiculous eyesore to jam in the grounds of your mansion. How long do you think those kids are going to play in these? My guess is one day, then you're fucked and stuck with the big ugly things sitting on your lawn while you weed whack around them. They aren't water tight, I could tell that by looking at the G boy's periscope last night. Soon it will rain, and they'll be mouldy (much like Kate's crotch) and damp and spiders will nest in them (much like Kate's crotch) and no one will go near them (do I have to type it again?). Even in the front yard where the paparazzi hang out. Build the kids a decent playhouse..wtf is with these goofy things? $12 grand on that? You have to be shitting me.
The god damn Gosselin house has been crooked for years. That's the crookedest muther fucker I've ever laid eyes on. Jon and Kate are a couple of crooks, so what do you expect? I know, at least the G kids got something from working 24/7 for four years. They got a piece of shit they'll be bored with tomorrow while their mom screams at them to get out there for photo ops. People are stupid.