Saturday, June 20, 2009

This is how I feel



HA! Now it's your turn. Tell me your worst cumputer (typo, but, leaving it) rage on here. Tell me about the time your computer, or anything that hooks to the computer, pissed you off so bad you wanted to kill it. Be sure and use every form of profanity ever invented. Fucking computer shit!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was funny!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO!!! I used to have to unplug & plug in my GD work computer everyday. Many, many times a day. It had some shit wrong with it. It sucked ass. They finally got me a brand new one. Now I am layed off! haha. Anyway,I used to want to kill it and make it die too. I totally get this guy. The other guy seems to be scared of him. Maybe he did this before? Also, the guy seems aware of the cameras and doesn't give a shit! It's too funny. You know they took the cost of that junk out of his check too!

gardenhoe said...

I've often wondered why every one doesn't go off like this sometimes. It's so fucking frustrating.

Anonymous said...

I go off like you did over the new camera. If I don't complain about the shit quality of "effort-saving technology" I don't feel like I'm being honest. I see shit everywhere and it looks like the stuff inside a Future Shop.
I'd love to post a rant, but you pretty much covered my schtick in your own rant.

misstiajournal said...

well my 'new' computer i got a few years ago is a dell and DELL IS HELL...they sent a mandatory BIOS Update....so i let it update...the next day my computer no work!!! couldn't even turn it on!

fortunately i still had my old computer and i got online with dell chat and this was someone who couldn't write english nor really understand written english and i kept saying 'the bios update did something' and they kept walking me thru all these things to do---TWO AND HALF FUCKING HOURS LATER they finally said "the bios update burned your motherboard out" what the fuck?!?!?! no shit you fucktard!!!!

they sent someone to my house to replace the motherboard---5 days later...which yeah, hey that's cool and all, but why send out a BIOS update that fries motherboards????

needless to say when i got the puter up and running i deleted dell automatic updates...and as an added bonus, my sound wasn't as good after they replaced the motherboard and i was bitching about that on my LJ....well get this...someone from dell found that out (they told me they search via technarait [sic?] for blogs where people bitch about dell to help them) and they emailed me to help me---when they replaced the motherboard they didn't re-d/l the sound drivers....

now that was cool, but gee, to me it shows how bad their company sucks when they gotta have people searching the internet for people bitching about dell!!! never buy a dell!!! they suck and their tech support is in india and they don't speak english or understand it well and treat you like you're an idiot!!

can we PLEASE get our call centers back in the USA??????

i'm getting a laptop soon and i'm getting an HP....

Roxanne said...

MissTia,
I wish you had asked before you bought the Dell from hell. I coulda toldja that! My daughter got a Dell laptop for college and it was never right. They also had to have her ship it back to them for repairs just a few weeks after she got it. She used student loan money to pay for it! It sucked, she had to take it in to BestBuy to the computer repair place, whats that called? they have little VW Beetles they drive? Anyways, she now has an Apple Macbook. It can never crash, can never get a virus. Those Mac commercials are true! Pixar uses them to create their animation. If you want a keeper, that won't get fried, get a Macbook of some kind. They cost a bit more but totally worth it. And my daughters Dell cost more than her Mac! She went online to Apple and found a factory/refurbished Macbook for $1000. They hardly ever have them and she just happened to check on a day when they had one. It was a trade in. Nothing had been wrong with it. It has a warranty etc. Guaranteed not to crash. Invest in an Apple next time. Steve Jobs is da' man!

Anonymous said...

All my PCs are by Microsoft aka Cock Sucking Cum Dumpsters, so that should tell you everything you need to know right there. I've never had a mac but I think that'll be next.

There's been so much wrong I'd be here all day so I'll just leave a word to the wise:

Don't bother downloading IE8, it's every fucking bit as retarded as you'd expect. If you install it, you'll be uninstalling it the next day while calling *yourself* a dumbass. Don't waste your time.

Anonymous said...

Roxanne, my kids were brought up on Apple but now they're both PCers. One has a Dell laptop (university student)with the same story as your daughter. He's still using it though and will probably never switch back.

coffeebean said...

I swear at almost every new thing that I try like you did at your camera. I usually end up so mad I cry and throw things and DH makes it work.

We used to always have Macs, but we got one of those colored macs all in one and the first one fried it's own motherboard and the second one fought with my DH for so long that he said he wanted to throw it out the window. He NEVER gets frustrated with stuff. We took it back and got a Dell.

Now I have an Acer laptop. DH had to fix that too so that it wouldn't disconnect itself from the wireless network everytime I walked away from it for more than 5 seconds. I have to go and breathe deeply just thinking about such things.............