What's a poor approaching middle aged shrew supposed to do when her husband dumps her and she has to have some privacy to deal with the pain? Kate puts on her free boo hoo bikini, you know, the one that's too small for her multiple litter bearing ass and she struts in to the line of paparazzi making sure the world gets a better look at her bacon shaker. Would that be organic bacon, Kate? That made me gag. Not even kidding. Why does she keep doing this??