Thursday, June 25, 2009

Widow's weeds?


What's a poor approaching middle aged shrew supposed to do when her husband dumps her and she has to have some privacy to deal with the pain? Kate puts on her free boo hoo bikini, you know, the one that's too small for her multiple litter bearing ass and she struts in to the line of paparazzi making sure the world gets a better look at her bacon shaker. Would that be organic bacon, Kate? That made me gag. Not even kidding. Why does she keep doing this??

17 comments:

Troupe said...
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meissa2112 said...

Ooops! that was me with my troupe's account. I said at least her ass looks better in a bikini than mine will ever do. But still, ick.

Mary said...

That's so nasty. I saw that on TMZ. Egads does the woman have no shame??? Oh, wait, what am I saying???

Mary said...

And not only that, it SO OBVIOUSLY is too small! Just because you can wiggle it on, doesn't mean it fits!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

Pat said...

It looks like a man in a speedo. Ewww.

I HATE EVERBODY! said...

GAWD!

I saw this picture earlier and it freaked me out. No more trips for me to the Dairy Queen, Nosireeeee!

New name for Kate tho:

LardAss

Heidi said...

I accidentally clicked on the picture and my 20 inch screen was covered with blue and orange. I almost upchucked my kraft mac and cheese.

Anonymous said...

That's some saggy orange saddlebags happening there. Fug.

No wonder Jon left her. He probably wouldn't fuck that with someone else's dick.

Not that Jon's anything special either. No young bimbo would go anywhere near him if it wasn't for the fame and money.

shmedelle said...

Jesus Christ, don't these people ever loaf around indoors and waist a day away infront of the boob tube?....... Like normal people do when it's hot as fuck out?
Oh, yeah I forgot, she struts her boobs and "organic turkey bacon" ass in the driveway to ensure that SHE is on TV.
Maybe she'll do a cameo on "Desperate Houswives"?
And, how much money are her P.R. people making 'cause they could be sued for malpractice.

Pat said...

Hey, if we had a Dairy Queen, I'd hit it. I don't give a shit anymore what anyone thinks of my old ass, but, I sure wouldn't wear something too small and let it hang out, bare, in the front yard. She has no sense.

Pat said...

LOL @ organic turkey bacon" ass.

Heidi said...

That is ALOT of cushion for the pushin.

I think I am ill from her ass and not from whatever bug has befallen me.
Blech!

Shelly said...

Construction brick in a Speedo. Why would she do this? You know she looks at herself on the internet.. does she not see what we see? And what the hell is up with the stupid fucking hats? She's too short and frumpy to wear those hats. Also, if you look at her legs, the Pooh leg is cancklier than the non-Pooh leg. Whats up with that? Oh and one more thing.. Ya think her boobs are big enough? Geeze!

Pat said...

She's a narcissist, she thinks she looks hot and everybody wants to be her.

I just thought..it's nice big target for the editor of People magazine to kiss.

Roxanne said...

She has got a weird ass shape to her. Very manly. Not pretty at all. Thick. Not a feminine figure. Gross. Nasty ass.

Nina said...

There has to be about 5 loaves of bread in that doughy mess.

Kate needs to stop beating the kids and talking to People Mag. folks and get back on her treadmill.

Anonymous said...

Just because you can wiggle it on doesn't mean it fits...OH MY GOSH that line had me in tears from laughter. Still does.

Connie