Fucking idiots

Last night after I got home from the hospital, I got up in my haze to pee and on the way back I hit the power button on the TV. I didn't care what was on and I couldn't find the remote. American Choppers was on. I'm not a fan, I think most of those guys act like assholes. I'm more of a Jesse James West Coast Chopper kind of gal. I didn't care, I was in a Morphine induced haze and it was noise. I'll be fucked if it wasn't the crossover episode with Jon and Kunt Gosselin, scamming more expensive stuff they don't need.
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I have to tell you, even in my high state, I could see that this was the most fake asshole episode of anything ever made. Jon Gosselin is not cool and those biker dudes chewed his lame ass up and spit him out. The whole thing was as uncomfortable as my bladder. WTF? And that "cute" male bonding part where they cleared Jon a path in the woods was ridiculous. Anyone who uses a hack saw on a tree is fucking higher than I was. Give me a break.
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I scanned the room for the remote. I was nauseous watching all these puke FAKE fuckers. I could not force myself to move again. I spotted the damn remote under the TV table. Jesus. Finally my Mom came in, she'd just heard I was in the hospitial all day and she was upset because she thought I was in a car wreck and wouldn't be able to drive her ass to the store for cat tuna. She was much relieved to find out I was only agonizingly sick, but, I talked her into handing me the remote before she left.
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I hit the change button and it went to 54, which here, is that new suck money show about the Masche sextuplets. Are you kidding? Irritating, annoying people with a screaming litter. She calls him fat and puts him on a diet and he doesn't like the way she tells him what to do. Sound familiar? Scripted and they are BAD actors. I turned off the TV and covered up my head and rocked in and out of my haze all night, but, at least I wasn't listening to money grubbing, litter bearing, child exploiting losers.
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No offense to American Chopper fans, but, those guys had no business with the Greedy Gosselin tribe, it was absurd and they are assholes. I have a couple of biker friends, the real thing, not like wimpy pussy boy Jon Greedlin, and those guys would do anything for you. But, I can't take them on a daily basis, because they're assholes and they'll admit it. But, at least they aren't cunt wipers who sell their kids and pretend to be cool.