I've bought a lot of stupid shit for kids, but, I've never had a "Crooked House." The Gosselin's got 4 of them. I went to their website and they cost about 3 grand apiece. The Gosselin's pay for nothing, those two lumps of white trash suck the free chrome off the bumper of life, but, that's not my point. Point..those things are retarded. They're supposed to look like kids built them. If you wan't something that looks like a kid built it, hand the little fuckers some scrap plywood and a hammer instead of buying some ridiculous eyesore to jam in the grounds of your mansion. How long do you think those kids are going to play in these? My guess is one day, then you're fucked and stuck with the big ugly things sitting on your lawn while you weed whack around them. They aren't water tight, I could tell that by looking at the G boy's periscope last night. Soon it will rain, and they'll be mouldy (much like Kate's crotch) and damp and spiders will nest in them (much like Kate's crotch) and no one will go near them (do I have to type it again?). Even in the front yard where the paparazzi hang out. Build the kids a decent playhouse..wtf is with these goofy things? $12 grand on that? You have to be shitting me.*
The god damn Gosselin house has been crooked for years. That's the crookedest muther fucker I've ever laid eyes on. Jon and Kate are a couple of crooks, so what do you expect? I know, at least the G kids got something from working 24/7 for four years. They got a piece of shit they'll be bored with tomorrow while their mom screams at them to get out there for photo ops. People are stupid.
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Thank you! Finally. I thought they looked like shit too.
Why would anyone want to spend so much money on a crooked house. Oh wait these two didn't spend any money on those wonky houses because they were given to them.
Jon and Kate deserve each other...Both are brainless gits. I feel bad for those children...First crooked parents and now stupid crooked houses.
Does it have air conditioning? If so, I want in.
I don't have anything to add, you said it all.
Brilliant post girl. Perfectly said.
Playhouses get hot too. The insides are rough & unfinished. Not at all weatherproof, well noted! I suspect they will eventually rot from the ground up when they get soaked and stay wet for months on end. Even with protectant on the wood, it will happen. that needs to be done annually and it won't get done ever again. And you are exactly right, kids lose interest real fast. After that 1st damn day they probably didn't go in them much again. If a kid wants to be inside why wouldn't they just go play in their mansion playrooms? Where there's food and AC!!! Those kids aren't dumb. They wanted the free houses, colored the pics to choose them and that was the last fun till they got built. That was fun too. Then nothing. BORING!!! Pat, you are dead on here.
Not dead on here...dead-on. As in, right on the money. Absolutely correct. Right on. Hit the nail on the head and so forth. Sorry if that looks bad. I wrote it wrong. Love you girl!
Looks like something you'd see in a play park. Something a child likes to visit & play in on occasion. It's fun then, not on a daily basis. And how fun is it anyway? There's nothing in them. Do you think kids these days find a plain wodden hot house fun? No TV, no video games, no phone, no lights, no servants/ "How dare they make me play like in olden days!!!" Kids have no imgination anymore. These won't get much use. They should donate them to a few non-profit daycares. Break them up. 1 per household is way enough.
Is Kate going to make them clean the floors three times a day in their crooked houses?
I think they are SO UGLY and Mady and Cara are too old for such small play houses.
Yes, crooked house, crooked home.
Oh, the mice! Those things will be loaded with mice, spiders, rats, etc . . . .
Yeah, I'm glad you said Mady and Cara are too old for those things. They are! Totally stupid gift for 9 year olds.
I watched a bit of this episode a bit meaning about 10 minutes to much and heard one of the boys say something like "be quiet we are doing our interview now" This is something out of all 5 year olds mouths. Still found it funny how they are trying so hard to change Kates image trying to make her "friendlier", "kinder", and (cough cough) innocent.
Yep, I heard one of the boys say "My girl friend is coming over." Nice, huu?
A neighbor kid has something like that their dad built. I swear, they NEVER play in it. Crooked Houses should have donated it to a children'd hosp., or something like that---- with a permanent sign that reads, "Donated BY Crokked Houses."
J&K remind me of Star Jones. Remember how she had that fucking "sponsered" wedding? Everyone hated her ass, and 2 yrs later she divorced her gay husband? Funny!!
I also think it's totally wrong that they accepted all 4 hoauses. 1 would have been more than enough. What do they want? The kids to play alone in separate houses, like Mommy & daddy do? They really should have donated at least 3 of them to needy causes. It's insane & fucking slefish to have 4, which won't get used anyway. It's disgusting. I think it's exactly like schmedle said. Star jones 2.0 I hadn't thought of that before. But it's so true. & right-o, nobody likes a constant "taker". It just isn't right, if you are not needy, why do you get free stuff? If you can afford to buy stuff, why do you get everything given to you? People are really turned off by that. Kids and poor families all over America need stuff. give it to them.
They always have to seperate the boys and girls. It's wrong how they play them against each other. And Lexi and Mady are considered bad seeds by Kate. Boys are just dirty and gross, according to her. The whole famliy is fucked up.
And yeah, wtf did they need 4 of them for? It's ridiuclous greed.
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