Suddenly, this total asswipe pulls up next to me, right on me. His fucked up parking skills were a feat to behold. I could touch his door without bending my arm. Then the fat bald fucker leaves the car running (he needed a muffler) and cranks up his retarded country western brain damaged shit. My eyes narrowed, my heart started to pound, my teeth started grinding. WTFing F?
Just as I'm about to let this fat bald asswiping fart face have it, two old ladies come out of the medical building and shove their way into the tiny space between our cars. One has a walker that won't fit. Since both these old cunts are trying to jam thier fat ass's in the back of his car, I wonder why they didn't go to the other side where no one was parked? Fucking idiots. Then one old lady starts bitching and the other one chimes in. "Some people can't park. Some people think they need two parking places" Etc, etc. The fat bald asswipe looks at me and in his eyes I see pleading. I know, I know..I can't believe I gave a shit. But, in that instant, we are two people who know what it's like to be constantly fucked with by old bitches until our entire existence is nothing but migraine induced vomiting. I don't know what got into me, but, I said (loudly) "I'm sorry, I'm not a very good parker." Then I started the car and moved it up, allowing the old cunts to enter his car....and they left. Then I moved back and picked up my book. Lighting a smoke, I pondered why I'd given the fat fuck his last shred of dignity back. I have no idea. It's not because I'm nice, I'll tell you that. If anyone says I'm nice, I will reach through the monitors and slap the fuck right out of you. Fat bald asswipe, have a good day..I'll slap you next time. He's probably one of those assholes who pees on the seat in the doctors office.