Friday, June 5, 2009

Do you know what that is?

It's a pork chop on a paper plate, brought here my my mother who ignored the NO sign on the door. They fed the stray cats cut up pork chops on paper plates first. I saw them do it. I do not want their cat hair covered left over fucked up pork chop. I want to be left the fuck alone for a day. I wan't to sit here and read and be left the fuck alone. What part of NO do they not understand?

13 comments:

Fairy said...

That is all kinds of wrong! Gotta love our families. Hell I moved across the country to avoid thst right there.

Hope your day got better Miss Disher!

Anonymous said...

Disher, perhaps you should get laid. that will make you much happier and less crankier :~)
Peace

Disher said...

I've had more hot ass in my lifetime than you will ever see. I am done with that now. It's boring. I grow tomatoes. Tomatoes don't fuck you over and they don't talk.

CaseyJ. said...

No, lets not talk about MOM getting "LAID" thank you very much.

Disher said...

Ehhh, it is a done subject. Not worth a mention. I do wonder why everyone is after the David Carradine true cause of death though? It was obviously auto-erotic aphixia. He was a consenting adult hurting no one, but, himself, so I have to wonder why people are all hung up on it.

Disher said...

Anyway, how come everyone assumes I don't get laid? Because I don't post pics of it? When I cut my hair short everyone said I was a lesbian. People have way more hang ups than me, that's become clear.

What was that you used to say, Case? Back off in your own jack yard? Heh.

Anonymous said...

i agree with anonymous. you need to get some bad.
and i doubt you've had as much "hot ass" as you claim to. srsly. how much "hot ass" is living in, what did you call it "ButtCram Iowa?"

Anonymous said...

Jeebus, anonyII, is that your snappy retort to everything you disagree with.."You need to getcha some!" Lemme guess--YOU'VE seen more ass than a toilet seat?

10G

gardenhoe said...

LMAO! I think "getting some" was the path to my own destruction and only retards suggest it. Retards who have thier small dick in their sweaty hand.

crystal said...

yeah but DID you eat the pork chop????? -- bet you did - see mom's do know best lol.

Poor Casey getting distraught over mom's sexual interludes.

Shelly said...

That lonely sad pork chop needed the cat hair to keep it company!!
Fuck, you get fed after the cats?
Oh man....

Anonymous said...

a pack of Marlboro's?

gardenhoe said...

I didn't eat that fucking thing. I don't eat anything they cook. I try not to ever go in their gross kitchen. BLAAAA.

Marlboro Ultra Lights. They stopped selling GPC around here. That fuckass new paper law.