What's a poor approaching middle aged shrew supposed to do when her husband dumps her and she has to have some privacy to deal with the pain? Kate puts on her free boo hoo bikini, you know, the one that's too small for her multiple litter bearing ass and she struts in to the line of paparazzi making sure the world gets a better look at her bacon shaker. Would that be organic bacon, Kate? That made me gag. Not even kidding. Why does she keep doing this??
12 comments:
Ooops! that was me with my troupe's account. I said at least her ass looks better in a bikini than mine will ever do. But still, ick.
That's so nasty. I saw that on TMZ. Egads does the woman have no shame??? Oh, wait, what am I saying???
And not only that, it SO OBVIOUSLY is too small! Just because you can wiggle it on, doesn't mean it fits!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF
It looks like a man in a speedo. Ewww.
GAWD!
I saw this picture earlier and it freaked me out. No more trips for me to the Dairy Queen, Nosireeeee!
New name for Kate tho:
LardAss
I accidentally clicked on the picture and my 20 inch screen was covered with blue and orange. I almost upchucked my kraft mac and cheese.
Jesus Christ, don't these people ever loaf around indoors and waist a day away infront of the boob tube?....... Like normal people do when it's hot as fuck out?
Oh, yeah I forgot, she struts her boobs and "organic turkey bacon" ass in the driveway to ensure that SHE is on TV.
Maybe she'll do a cameo on "Desperate Houswives"?
And, how much money are her P.R. people making 'cause they could be sued for malpractice.
Hey, if we had a Dairy Queen, I'd hit it. I don't give a shit anymore what anyone thinks of my old ass, but, I sure wouldn't wear something too small and let it hang out, bare, in the front yard. She has no sense.
She's a narcissist, she thinks she looks hot and everybody wants to be her.
I just thought..it's nice big target for the editor of People magazine to kiss.
There has to be about 5 loaves of bread in that doughy mess.
Kate needs to stop beating the kids and talking to People Mag. folks and get back on her treadmill.
Just because you can wiggle it on doesn't mean it fits...OH MY GOSH that line had me in tears from laughter. Still does.
Connie
Post a Comment